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eanwhile the iPad ushered in the greatest revolution in masturbation since the birth of Internet porn.Of course when you're arguing with someone who's already made up his mind to disagree with you logic only makes him louder. This time they got so loud that Apple's stock droppednearly eight percent. For weeks it was all the Internet was talking about and then with a suddenness that was almost startling the Internet shut the fuck up about the iPhone 4. Jobs had agreed to waive the restocking fee if people wanted to return their phones and nobody returned them.They were too busy playing Plants vs. Zombies.In a rare moment of candor the blog CrunchGear which had been one of the leaders of the scandal dubbed Antennagate posted an apology titled: "We have met Antennagate and it is us"in which they admitted that they were "grasping at factual straws and thrusting them into the faces of everyone we encountered " because "controversy generates traffic." Of course this was a marginally popular post on a site whose most popular iPhone 4-related post is still "The top four iPhone 4 hardware issues so far."Tags:nike shoes,nike free run 5
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